Gutterballs Knock Down Kittens

Recap

May 28, 2014
The Harmony Sea Kittens (0-4) came one out short of securing its first win of the 2014 Pittsburgh League season, but a clutch 3-run homer by the Bowl-a-vard Gutterballs’ (1-3) clean-up hitter and a subsequent Kitten meltdown that could only be familiar to those who endure watching Cub games left the Kits on a the short end of a 13-11 score when the 7th-inning dust settled. Let it be known that Los Gators del Mar battled valiantly this night, thrice rallying from deficits to gain the lead. Even after allowing 7 runs in the top of the 7th to fall behind 13-8, the Cats fought back within 2 and had the tying run at the plate before the Gutterballs finally secured the game’s final out. Tommy Tom Tom Seahorse Cichosz paced the Kittens offense, rapping 4 hits in 4 plate appearances and fell only a home run short of the cycle, and Kristen Xena Johnson had the first 3-hit game of her career. The Gutterballs applied early pressure but could not rattle the Sea Kittens. After stranding 2 Bowl-a-vard runners on base in the first inning, the Cats found themselves in a precarious situation in the second inning, as Bowl-a-vard loaded the bases with nobody out, but pitcher Dave Rowe and catcher Meghan Williams combined on a brilliant flip-and-catch force out at home on a slow roller up the 3rd-base line, Rowe got a huge strikeout, and the Sea kittens escaped the inning undamaged. Three straight hits to start the second and a sharp RBI single from Joe Hennessy gave the Kittens a short-lived 2-1 lead. Bowl-a-vard broke through in the 4th with 3 runs to move ahead 5-4, but a clutch hit from Kiersten Iovinella in the bottom of the frame evened the score at 5. Bowl-a-vard again answered, scoring one in the 5th to regain a 6-5 advantage, and carried that into the bottom of the 6th. Down a run late, Jonny Jon Jon Hansen led off the 6th with a triple, and one out later Hennessy started 4-batter hit parade, capped by a 2-run single from Rowe to give the Kittens an 8-6 edge. The Gutterballs got to work in the 7th, putting runners on first and second, but the Kittens made their plays as well, with 2 outs, Hennessy said something along the lines of “lots of pressure on the batter,” a moment before said pressured batter launched the ball over the left-field fence. A soft liner off the bat of the next hitter squirted through Hennessy’s glove, and a bewildering series of events followed that led to 4 more Bowl-a-vard runs. The Cats still fought back, Cichosz, Johnson, and Hansen clipping consecutive hits in the bottom of the 7th and Hennessy making small atonement with a 2-out run-scoring triple, but the rally was squelched and the team found itself assured of relegation to the Buffalo League in two weeks’ time.

Game Notes

  • The Sea Kittens have lost 10 consecutive games, dating to 2013.

Salmon snacks

• Kristen, for going first-to-third on Jon’s single in the 7th!!! • Tom, for his four hits and stellar game at the plate • Kiersten, for her first 2 hits after her return to the Sea Kittens • Dave for ignoring his first base coach and taking a hustle double in the 3rd (and taking 3rd after forcing an errant throw!) • Meghan and Dave for their putout at the plate And from the first 3 weeks • Erin & Heidi for combining on a sweet double-play in game 1 • Josh for homering in his Sea Kittens finale

Field

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Results

Team1234567R
Gutterballs101310713
Sea Kittens022103311

Gutterballs

AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB SF IP RA WK SO
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Sea Kittens

Player AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB SF IP RA WK SO
Kiersten Iovinella4021000000000
Zen Master Rowe41321000071334
Red Shoes Hewitt4000000000000
Boom Boom Magyera4021000000000
Meghan MeWe Williams4100000000000
Tommy Tom Tom Seahorse Shabidu Cichosz, Jr.4240110000000
Kristen KJ Johnson4132000000000
Jonny Jon Jon Shabidu Hansen, Jr.4332010000000
Heidibadger Nelson4110000000000
Joe Hennessy4133010000000
Mama Cat O’Brien4120100000000
Total441123113300071334