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Summer Cats, Summer Kittens

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In a flurry of activity Tuesday morning Sea Kittens announced commitments from three players to complete its Summer 2022 roster. A Summer season roster crunch started brewing with long-time stalwarts Man- Aaron Jossart and Sunshine Curtis submitting notice of their intent to take a family leave of absence to live and play in Puerto Rico until 2023 and Joe The Pup Bevington entering free agency in Southeast Wisconsin. The departures shrunk the Summer roster to

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The Sisters of No Mercy

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Long ago, the nascent Sea Kittens, fresh from the redd, observed a small number of opponents trying to issue “red light” commands to batters in certain pitch counts- that is, “don’t swing the bat, make the pitcher throw a strike,” with the underlying pretext being “we/ you’re better off trying to walk than trying to get a hit.”  Often- always- the batter in question was a woman.  The Sea Kittens adopted a counter-measure as one

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Rabbit to Run with Kittens

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On the heels of the high-profile signings of Manny Machado, Bryce Harper, and Nolan Arenado, Harmony Sea Kittens reached a contract agreement with Helen “Boo Rabbit” Bradley to join the club full-time in 2019. The multi-talented lefty has contributed two solid fall seasons for the Cats in 2017 and 2018, and her age and softball pedigree project favorably.

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Two Sea Kitten Careers, Fin

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As the calendar turns to March and afternoon temperatures creep several degrees above zero, Sea Kittens stir and their thoughts turn to spring. Alas the 2019 squad will be assembled without the services of two decorated, long – time veterans. Sea Kittens bid a sad-finned farewell to two of their finest, as Heidibadger Nelson and Karlin “Clutch” Younger have announced their retirements.