Holy DynamOele! Slugger Carries Kittens Past Offenders

Mother of mercy, Sea Kitten fans witnessed a one-player wrecking ball in action at Olbrich Park Wednesday night. Dan Dynam-Oele slugged three home runs and collected 10 runs batted in to lead Sea Kittens (6-1, 2-0 MSCR Kenosha League 2nd half) to a 15-4 win over Olbrich Offenders (2-5, 0-2). In the lead-up to the game the biggest story of the night appeared to be the disappearance of  the home-side bleachers by diamond #3, but Oele rewrote the script as the game progressed and by game’s end he had re-written pages of the Kittens’ record book as well.

Oele leads squad in pre-game macarena.

In his first start since June 23, pitcher David Rowe showed everything Zen as he and the steady Sea Kitten defense navigated heavy Offender traffic on the base paths repeatedly on the sweltering July evening.  Rowe stranded runners on the corners to end the first inning- the eighth straight inning in which the Cats held Offenders scoreless this season, and Kristin Brown worked a walk in the first lead-off at-bat of her Sea Kitten career.  Two fielder’s choice outs later the Cats’ streak of 7 consecutive innings with a run scored looked to be in jeopardy, but Oele stepped in and crushed a fluttering knuckle ball deep into big cottonwood tree beyond the left-field fence to give Sea Kittens a 2-0 advantage.  The home run- Oele’s 9th of the year- set a new team record for most home runs by a player in a single season.

Offenders pushed a run across in the top of the second, and Sea Kittens put runners on second and third with one out but couldn’t manage to put a ball in play to extend the lead.  The visitors tied the game in the top of the third and had runners on first and third when Rowe collected a big strikeout to quell the uprising.

The game had the markings of a tense, back-and-forth affair as it headed to the bottom of the third, but Brown & Man-Aaron Jossart collected hits and Oele broke the deadlock with a laser shot that cleared the wall and just kept going.

Dan DynamOele’s 3rd-inning, go-ahead home run.

A two-out, solo homer in the top of the 4th brought the Olbrich side back within two runs, but the non-Oele portion of the Kitten lineup delivered in the bottom of the inning, with Joe Hennessy driving home the Polish Puma- Alex Latzka- with a double off the fence and coming home on a Rowe single.

Despite more Offenders occupying the basepaths in the fifth they could not find their way home, and Jossart and Mama Cat O’Brien set up Oele for his third, game-breaking, and decisive blow- a towering three-run shot to left to give Los Gatitos a 10-3 lead.  With it, the Big Daddy became the first player to homer three times in a single game in Sea Kittens’ 176-game history and extended his single-season home run mark to 11.

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Dan DymanOele's ascent in the Sea Kittens home run annals
RECORDPLAYERNUMBERDATE/ YEAR
Home Runs- single gameDan Oele3July 28, 2021
Home runs- single seasonDan Oele11Summer 2021 (active)
Home runs- careerDan Oele442014-present

While Rowe switched to cruise control on the mound, he floored the accelerator in his final at-bat.  Spy his hopeful young son watching the game from beyond the center field wall, Rowe belted a ball in his direction… landing it beyond the reach of the Offenders’ outfielder and rolling in nearly to the fence by

Man-Aaron Jossart is 10-13 over his last 4 games

which the boy sat.  Not content with a double, Rowe motored towards third and an easy triple, but sensing the opportunity at hand he blasted through the sensible and clear “stop” sign put up by Latzka, coaching third base.  Digging for home as the ball reached its cut-off, Rowe won the race by scant steps and recorded the first home run of his storied career.  Tragically, Boom Boom Magyera was not there to see it, and Sea Kittens Media, LLC failed to hit “record,” at any point as it tracked the play from start conclusion.  later in the inning Oele strode to the plate with tow more runners on base, but graciously only ripped a two-run double to the left-center field wall.

Technically winners by mercy rule at this point, Sea Kittens made no grievance when sent back to play defense in the 7th.  Offenders battled to the finish and plated one more run, but otherwise Sea Kittens held firm and closed the book an a 15-4 victory.

 

Results

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Offenders01110014
Sea Kittens203244x15

Offenders

AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB SF IP RA WK SO
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Sea Kittens

Player AB R H RBI 2B 3B HR BB SF IP RA WK SO
Kristin Brown3220000100000
Man-Aaron Jossart4330100000000
Mama Cat O’Brien3200000100000
Dan DynamOele44410103000000
Jami “Roadrunner” Hauer4011000000000
Alex The Puma Latzka3210010100000
Zoe “Z-Force” Slattery3010000000000
Joe Hennessy3132100000000
Sunshine Curtis3010000000000
Zen Master Rowe3122001007414
Red Shoes Hewitt3000000000000
Total36151815314307414

Salmon Snacks

  • Dan for the 3-HR, 10-RBI game
  • Jami for flawless D at 2B
  • Kristin getting on  base 3 times from the leadoff spot
  • Here, Dan- have another
  • KC for trolling opposing hitters from her spot behind the plate
  • Dave for his first career HR
  • One more for Dan
  • Aaron & Joe for 3-hit games

 

 

Sea Kittens Great Fillet of the Game

You didn’t have to see it to believe it. Vote here for the Sea Kittens Great Fillet of the Game!

Congrats to Roadrunner Jami Hauerfor winning the Week 6 Great Fillet for legging out her first career triple! We’ve got a twist this week: a 3rd option!  Do you like the underdog (undercat?) racing to his first homer, in his 137th career game and 485th trip to the plate?  Or does it come down to the power of the big bat vs. perhaps the power of the spoken word?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What's your pick for Sea Kittens Great Fillet of the Game?

  • As catcher, Katherine trolling the opposing left fielder- a former MEHS student- by pointing out the young batter's 3 former teachers positioned around the field. The hitter struck out. 🙂 (67%, 6 Votes)
  • Dan lighting up the scoreboard with an historic 3-HR, 10-RBI game (22%, 2 Votes)
  • David Rowe blasting through a stop sign at 3rd base to impress his young son and record his first career home run- an inside-the-park job in the 6th (11%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 9

Next Up

Sea Kittens (6-1) next play August 4 in a 8:25 PM showdown with Barker’s Bombers.  The Bombers feature a very aggressive pitcher who plays rec softball as angrily as he lives- old timers might remember him from the JoBeck’s squads of yore.  The Bombers (6-1) blasted their way through the Wednesday night lower division in the first half of the season, going 5-0 and outscoring their opponents 80-16.  The squad angrily announced its arrival in Kenosha League with a 16-4 win over Olbrich Offenders, but could not keep up with league front-runners Silver Eagle in an angrily lost 13-9 ballgame.
 
Sea Kitten management is rumored to be considering declaring the game “Hawaiian Shirt Night.”

Game Notes

      • Dave’s HR was the Cats’ 19th of 2021- the most by any Sea Kitten squad, ever
      • Sea Kittens have put its leadoff runner on base in 14 of its last 16 inning
      • It’s the first time the Kits have scored 10+ runs in 7 consecutive summer league games
      • Sea Kittens’ 104 runs scored is the 4th-most in team history
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      • The Oele Show:
        • First 3-HR game in team’s 176-game history
        • Most RBI in a single game (10), breaking the record of 9 set Detroit Josh Ghena 6/5/2013, the game in which he hit two grand slams against Infield Flies
        • Most total bases in a single game (14), breaking Joe’s mark (13) set 10/19/2016, a night he rapped 5 extra-base hits against Infield Flies.  Alex had the previous summer-league best of 12 (5/15/2019, set against Silver Eagle)
        • Dan now has the first 20-hit, 20-run, 20-rbi season in team history, and is within reach of single-season records in all three categories
        • And he has also shattered the single-season HR mark with 11, bettering his 2016 record (8)
        • For perspective on 11 home runs in one season:  Between 2010-2012, Sea Kittens as a team hit 10 HR, and only two traveled over the fence.  In the first six seasons of team history (2010-2015), the most homers any of those clubs hit was 7, in 2010, and 6 of those were inside-the-park jobs by much younger, faster Cats.
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      • Much more quietly, Alex has tied Tommy Tom Tom for most walks by a male Sea Kitten in a single season (5), and is one walk shy of the overall team record shared by Boomer Boehm and Kristen Johnson
      • Jami has a new career high in RBI (5)
      • Kristin has been on a 4-9 tear (plus 2 walks) since returning from Colorado
      • Joe’s 5th-inning RBI was the 300th in his life as a Sea Kitten

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